1. MA-L…

All men have sex in their minds. It’s a universal truth. But to tell you frankly girls, it’s not really our fault. God made us
with high testosterone levels and our genes command us to act this way. If this isn’t our natural tendency, then how would the human race procreate? It’s a man’s nature to be “malibog” kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas kami humingi ng sex. Its our balls that command us, and not our brains.

2. LIARS…

Dont ask me questions and I won’t tell you lies. This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi namin kayang I-share sa mga gf/asawa namin kaya nakakapagsinungaling kami, kasi pinipilit kaming sumagot sa mga bagay na ayaw naming sagutin. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it anymore, we lie. This tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang guys eh medyo natural na sa kanila ang mag-lie. Remember, we value our privacy and would rather lie than sacrifice losing it.

3. I’m the MAN!

We must have this feeling that we are in control. Ayaw naming me kumander kami, iyung me nag-cocommand sa amin. (We are open to suggestions, though). And one more thing… if we say that we are not lost, We are not lost! Trust us. Don’t you know that us guys eventually find our way. Girls really don’t realize this but we hate it when our egos are bruised. RESPECT your man. Women take this thing for granted. Alam nyo, pag paulit-ulit nagawa ito ng babae, naghahanap kami ng ibang
babae. Why? ‘Cause this is the easiest way for us to boost our egos again.

4. BUDDY…

We stick with our friends. We must have time with our buddies you know? Its not everyday that only the gf/wife gets our time. We always have the need to do those “boys night out” stuff. The feeling is different when you are with your buddies and when you are with your gf/wife. Babalik rin naman kami sa inyo e. Sigurado yan. Pag hindi kami bumalik…may mali kayo sa # 3.

5. QUIET…

Sometimes, we are just plain quiet. This scenario happens all the time: GF/wife asks the bf/husband why he is quiet, the bf/husband says “nothing”, then the gf/wife insists there’s something wrong, when there is really not. Tapos, away na. Actually girls, we are not as chatty as you are, even with our buddies. Do you notice that we sometimes just nod at each other and still understand each other? We like being quiet sometimes. That’s just it.

The Truth About WOMEN [girl’s point of view]

1. MALAMBING…

All women are malambing. It’s a universal truth. But to tell
you frankly guys, it’s not really our fault. Kasi u guys sometimes forget to make pansin your gf’s e. If we are not malambing then how would the human race procreate? It’s a woman’s nature to be “malambing” kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas kami maging mushy. Do you ever imagine kung puro guys nalang ang mundo! Nothing will ever balance
it around. A classic example: Diba pag may nag-susuntukan na 2 guys, pag guys din ang umaawat between them sobrang gusto pang kumawala ng nagaaway na guys… pero pag girl ang umaawat… nag te-tame silang mga guys… Kase women balance the WORLD! That is how God made us…

2. LOVERS (sobra!)…

This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi naming kayang itago. masyado kaming ma-emote. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it anymore, we literally explode! Madrama kami. This tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang girls eh medyo natural na sa kanila ang magdrama. Masyado kaming concentrated sa love. Diba…majority of guys are so not into this type, they feel na a man should act like a man! Pero hello…? guys wonder so much kase why girls
can hold hands together straight girls, ok!) without feeling insecure but straight men can’t! - WHY??? kase you guys always want to keep your ego oozing out like hell! You should definitely feel us to really know us, y’know!

3. I’m your GIRL!

We must have this feeling that we always have your attention. Ayaw naming me kahati kami. Ayaw naming me kahati kami. Got that?

4. BABY…

We want to be treated like a baby. You must have time for us. Wag laging barkada. We always have the need to have those “romantic nights”. Its such a different feeling being with your bf. Because we get to cuddle, kiss, hug…. Kase kayong guys always want to have more babies even big, sexy babies!… and you reason out na its human nature for you to procreate???? C’mon!

5. MAKULET…

We are sumtimes just plain makulet. This scenario happens all
the time: GF asks the Bf why he is quiet, the bf says “nothing”, then the gf says there’s sumthing wrong, the gf insists that there is sumthing wrong when there is really not until a word war comes out. Pero baket naman nga you cant reason out why you’re so quiet. The world knows guys are one-track-minded daw! Unlike women where we can’t
really decide and frequently change our minds at the last minute… then if you say nothing…then why do you act so different! THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING… the trick here guys: just reason out something different from the real reason why you feel that way… y’know! you’re good naman in making excuses e diba? e di no away na…Actually guys, we
are not as lame and quiet as you are, Even with our buddies, can you notice that we sometimes just cant stop talkin? We like chattin even when t here’s really nothing to be said… like now. hehe….—–
…not knowing is the sweetest mystery in loving another person and how much you love is the greatest discovery you can have of yourself…

How to achieve beauty on a shoestring budget? Let’s break down mixtures into compounds, and compounds to its simplest, purest form called substance. As we all know, when we put two substances together, it’s called a compound. Let’s get natural. Your veggies and fruits in the kitchen and in the fridge are not only best when eaten, but also when applied directly on the skin.

For serious cases of pimples or acne, extract the juice of calamansi and add a spoonful of pure honey. Every night, before going to bed, massage your face with this solution for a few minutes, then rinse. You can also apply pure calamansi juice for skin whitening, especially on dark elbows and underarms. Do this every day before taking a shower.

Another effective way of preventing pimples is using boiled guava leaves. You can use your trusted facial wash and then use the lukewarm water previously boiled with guava leaves to rinse. It is also good to take a bath using water boiled with guava leaves to speed up the healing of wounds, cuts, burns, and other skin problems.

Alum, better known as tawas, is famous for its deodorizing properties. That is why most of deodorants/antiperspirants contain alum as active ingredient. Aside from that, it can also help whiten the skin. But did you know that tawas could also be an effective exfoliant and microdermabrasion substitute? If you are on a tight budget, instead of going to the dermatologist, you can use powder tawas for dermabrasion. Here’s how to do it: Splash lukewarm water on your face. While your face is still wet, use the powder tawas to scrub your entire face. Be extra gentle when scrubbing your face, especially if you have sensitive skin. Massage your face for not more than a minute, then rinse with lukewarm water. If you don’t like the sticky feel of tawas, wash your face with your favorite facial cleanser. A word of caution: You should not do this every day. Every other day or once a week should be enough. Work in circular motions and avoid irritated areas.

Red plump tomatoes has lycopene that helps prevent cancer, not to mention loaded with vitamin C. Tomatoes hydrate the skin, making it soft and supple. Try mashing tomatoes, or put them inside the osterizer, until they turn into tomato juice. Then, apply the juice to smelly feet or underarms and let it stay for a few minutes, then take a shower. Better yet, apply it all over your body and relax in the bathtub. It’s a sure way to eliminate body odor. Drink tomato juice and your cheeks become rosy.

For dry skin, mash avocado to the rescue! Avocadoes are rich in natural oil and vitamin A, which acts as an antioxidant. Apply mashed avocado on your skin at least 15 minutes before taking a shower. Mashed banana, on the other hand, can also help moisturize the skin and, at the same time, prevents pimples. Massage mashed banana all over face, like what you would with facial scrub, for a few minutes and then rinse.

For fungal infection like an-an, those pesky white spots on your skin, there is a cheap solution. Just slice radish and rub gently on the affected area until skin fully absorbs its juice. Apply it morning and night.

Papaya is one fruit that comes to mind when we think of beautiful skin. No wonder papaya extracts are used in most soaps and facial cleansers. Its papaine content is used to achieve smoother and whiter skin. If you get allergies and rashes or when your skin becomes too dry every time you use your papaya soap, it must be too harsh for you, especially if you have sensitive skin. But that doesn’t mean you cannot use papaya anymore for skin whitening. Apply mashed papaya all over face or to areas that are rough and dry. Leave it on for at least 30 minutes, then rinse. You will notice, after washing, that your skin has become softer, smoother, and more radiant. You also have to eat papaya because it helps get rid of body toxins.

The coconut tree is touted as the “tree of life.” Why not when all its parts, from roots to the fruits, are useful? The coconut juice is refreshing and helps flush out body toxins. The juice is also good for those with urinary tract infection and gallstones. Moreover, the coconut oil, known as the “miracle oil,” is popular nowadays. Use it as hot oil treatment for the hair or moisturizer for the skin. Apply coconut oil on you hair and scalp and cover with shower cap. Let it stay for an hour or more, then shampoo. Or apply the oil all over your body minutes before taking a bath. It prevents moisture loss. You can also apply it on very dry skin as often as you want, as long as you don’t feel greasy. Better yet, leave it on your skin overnight and you’ll wake up to soft, very soft skin.

To have silky smooth skin, pour fresh milk into a cup and use a cotton ball to apply on your face and body. You can apply again and again for as long as you want. As soon as your skin drinks up the milk, you can take a bath.

You probably hate the bitter taste of ampalaya (bitter gourd) but not its health benefits. It is loaded with iron, which is good for the blood. Drinking water boiled with ampalaya leaves helps cure cough and colds and helps flush out phlegm. Since it is rich in iron, it can also make your skin rosy and radiant.

If you are suffering from dry, brittle, and falling hair, you can count on aloe vera to come to your rescue. All you have to do is cut aloe vera into pieces small enough to rub on your scalp. Let your scalp absorb the extract of aloe vera by massaging. After 30 minutes or so, shampoo off. You can do this every day, anytime convenient to you.

Do your long nails break easily like when, say, opening a can of juice? Your nails are probably weak. Don’t fret. Just get a clove of garlic. Rub the peeled garlic on each nail and let the garlic oil stay for at least 30 minutes. I know you don’t like the smell of garlic so it is recommended that you rub garlic in your nails before showering. By the way, garlic has antifungal properties, too.

If eye bags are bugging you, there is a simple remedy. Put cucumber inside the fridge and when it is cold, get two slices not too thin to place on both eyes. Let stay for as long as you want. You may also replace the old with new slices of cucumber for a more refreshing feeling. If it won’t be a hassle, make it an overnight regimen, so your eyes will feel and look fresh. This is recommended for those who stay up late at night.

Now you know that achieving beauty can also be inexpensive. So there should be no stopping you from staying beautiful. More of the best and the latest in beauty will be revealed in our next tête-à-tête.

SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money

HE: I’m a photographer i’ve been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon . i’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake

twice!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must’ve been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die

laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dream.

1. Get a good night’s rest. According to a study from Howard Hughes Medical Institute at Stanford University, the less you snooze, the less leptin (a powerful hormone) your body is likely to produce. What’s that got to do with shedding pounds? Leptin helps promote weight loss in two ways: It discourages you from eating (by sending the message: “Hey stop munching — you’re full!” to your stomach) and it rouses you to expend energy. More evidence that sleep deprivation interferes with dropping pounds: The hormone ghrelin, which stimulates appetite, is higher in people who don’t get enough zzz’s. If you don’t sleep soundly one night, try to squeeze in a nap the following day — the hormones are affected by how much shut-eye you get in a 24-hour period.)

2. Don’t store cookies and other treats in glass jars. If you keep fatty foods out of sight, it’ll be much easier to keep them off your mind. Experts at Cornell University determined that women ate more Hershey’s Kisses when the candies were on their desks than when they were in opaque containers or placed father away.

3. Get some sun. Your body needs sunlight to produce a very essential feel-good hormone called serotonin, which may lessen your cravings for sugar and other carbs. So when you start longing for sweets, go outside instead, even in the cold weather. It’s also a good idea to keep the drapes and shutters open during the day.

4. Turn off the radio. When a restaurant wants its customers to finish their food and go, it plays fast music — as quick as 120 to 130 beats per minute (which is the tempo used in most step classes). And for good reason: The speedier the tune, the faster (and the more) you’ll tend to eat. So before any meal, either switch off your stereo or put on a slow, soothing album.

5. Set your fork down after every bite. It takes 20 minutes for your stomach to send signals to the brain that it’s full. So when you eat too quickly, your body doesn’t have time to recognize that it’s satiated. The consequence: You consume a lot more. To slow down, you can also try switching to chopsticks (they make it much harder to eat huge bites). Or try this experiment in food appreciation: Using a 30-second timer, take a bite only when the bell rings. You’ll see how eating slowly will perk up your taste buds.

6. Leave the car behind. The numbers say it all: Your risk of obesity increases by six percent for every hour you spend in your car each day. Similarly, every mile you walk on a daily basis translates into an eight percent reduction in the risk of obesity. How to get the exercise in? When you’re on the phone, pace back and forth. To really knock off some calories, throw in a few lunges or squats. And when you’re watching TV, make sure you get up and move around the commercial breaks. Climb up and down a flight of stairs or speed-walk from one end of the house to the other. Going to the mall? Follow my shopping rule: no escalators, no elevators. Period.

7. Never skip a meal. Ever. Ignoring breakfast isn’t going to save big calories. Trust me. You’ll become so ravenous, you’ll likely gobble down whatever you can get your hands on at the following meal. The reasons: Physically, your blood sugar plummets, making you feel famished; emotionally, you may feel entitled to consume more. Plus, when you deprive yourself of food, your body thinks there isn’t a source of nourishment readily available. As a result, your metabolism moves at a snail’s pace. And we all know the slower your metabolism, the harder it’ll be to lose weight.

8. Lose the anger. If you don’t keep this emotion under control, it can make you fat. How? Getting riled raises levels of cortisol (a stress hormone) in your body, and that increase can cause you to gain weight. Plus, research suggests that the angrier you get — and the more frequently you get angry — the more likely you’ll be to put on pounds around your waist. Hostility also ups your risks of cardiovascular problems. So the next time someone pushes your button, take ten breaths and ask yourself, “Is this really that big a deal?” Here’s a trick you can do: Close your eyes, slowly press your thumbs into your templates, and massage the frustrating moment away.

9. Flick on all the lights. The dimmer the room, the more you’ll eat. Why? One theory is that low lights make you feel more relaxed and less self-conscious. On the flip side, research suggests that the brighter your dining area, the less food you’ll likely consume. Consider adjusting the lighting in places where you eat most often.